Dear Porsche Gods:

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/27/2015 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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Please don't make the 911 SC (or any 911 for that matter) appreciate much in the next few years so I could afford one.

Thanks Porsche Gods! I will provide a sacrifice if needed.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
01/27/2015 at 22:05

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This is a video involving a 930. Listen to the prices mentioned in this video as you watch it.

then cry


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
01/27/2015 at 22:06

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Buddy, we both know that's not happening. You better go get yourself a 996.

I'm sorry.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
01/27/2015 at 22:23

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Fuck. At least I would accept the moreundesirable kind.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/27/2015 at 22:23

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But the 996 fails to make me moist?!??


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
01/27/2015 at 22:26

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
01/27/2015 at 22:26

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but they're still insanely priced no matter what


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > jkm7680
01/27/2015 at 22:33

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Amen, brother. I should have bought one for 12k when I had the chance about 8 years ago.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680
01/27/2015 at 22:48

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Call me a heretic if you wish, but while I admire air-cooled 911s, I wouldn't actually want to own one. I like a little more width and a little less screwy pedal placement.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/27/2015 at 23:02

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Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein
01/28/2015 at 07:21

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The floor hinged pedals are kinda funky.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > RallyWrench
01/28/2015 at 07:22

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I wish I'd of done that man.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680
01/28/2015 at 10:00

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Being floor hinged doesn't bug me as much as the offset to the right, and the dead pedal which is way too close to you compared to the pedals. With the seat adjusted so I can reach the pedals, I sure do have to bend my knee a lot when putting my left leg bag on the dead pedal.

(The one I drove also had a transmission that was in poor shape, especially the shifter. So I was struggling with shifting in general.)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
01/28/2015 at 21:42

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AND EXACTLY WHY CAN'T THEY BE AFFORDABLE.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/28/2015 at 21:43

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I knoooow, I still like the 996. The old ones just have so much more personality.


Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
01/28/2015 at 21:46

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I remember looking at 930s a few years ago. $30,000 for really nice ones. 911 prices are just ridiculous and make me like every generation but the 996* less every time I see them.

*I still like everything but the 991 more


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
01/28/2015 at 21:47

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*cries*


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
01/28/2015 at 21:49

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*joins*